Illegally blonde
I guess most of you know the movie "Legally Blonde". Well, maybe we'll have to make a new one called ''Illegally blonde'' and the star of the movie won't be Reese Witherspoon but Angela Merkel. Now, you're asking yourself why we have suddenly decided to make this movie? Here you go with the release:
13/7/2006: President Bush visits Merkel in her home town Stralsund (Germany) for two whole hours.
- And guess how much money was spent on the preparations and security? 20 MILLION EUROS!!!
- How did they achieve this total safety? By making the people stay in their houses. They weren't even allowed to open a window.
Let's hope that Mr Bush was able to enjoy his fish (that was his meal).
Other extraordinary achievements by our sweet blonde:
- She threatens Iran because of it's nuclear weapons
- She is so sure of herself that she's turning into some kinda megalomaniac.
- Merkel seems to be agreeing with Bush's policy which may put Germany in a dangerous political and financiel situation.