Thursday, July 13, 2006

Illegally blonde

I guess most of you know the movie "Legally Blonde". Well, maybe we'll have to make a new one called ''Illegally blonde'' and the star of the movie won't be Reese Witherspoon but Angela Merkel. Now, you're asking yourself why we have suddenly decided to make this movie? Here you go with the release:

13/7/2006: President Bush visits Merkel in her home town Stralsund (Germany) for two whole hours.

  • And guess how much money was spent on the preparations and security? 20 MILLION EUROS!!!
  • How did they achieve this total safety? By making the people stay in their houses. They weren't even allowed to open a window.

Let's hope that Mr Bush was able to enjoy his fish (that was his meal).

Other extraordinary achievements by our sweet blonde:

  • She threatens Iran because of it's nuclear weapons
  • She is so sure of herself that she's turning into some kinda megalomaniac.
  • Merkel seems to be agreeing with Bush's policy which may put Germany in a dangerous political and financiel situation.
And now about the style of this movie: It would most probably be something similiar to 2DTV (still going to write something about it). So, as you can see this movie (comedy, of course) could be a great success 8)!!!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Alloha, I'm back =)

As you can see, I'm back from Alex or to be more precisely, from Golden Beach. I had a marvellous time with my cousins el 7dl. Weird things happened there: When we swam a bit in the sea my eye colour turned into dark green. I couldn't believe it and worse of all: I didn't have my cam with me :'( One hour later they were dark brown again. Anyway, still searching for a scientific explanation for this phenomena. It was also really nice to get this big family-feeling. As I don't have any sisters nor brothers it was great that my cousins replaced that sort of ''gap'' in my life. Of course, there were some fights with no reason (I stayed out el 7dl), lots of shouting and rarely some tears. On the other hand we laughed a lot, got into sticky situations and took 153 pics. Not much, I know, if I compared it with what I do to my friends but it turned out that 2/6 of my cousins are anti-pics :D At least I know now that I didn't get this pic-thingy from the Mansourism !) On Firday I will leave to Germany and from there I will go to South Africa. Still haven't packed :$ They'll kill me. So, gonna start packing now =)