''Is there nothing inside this hollow, muscular organ?''

Let's talk about people who are about my age.
Before turning 20 you're supposed to already have had your first crush, your first love, etc. Somehow I have decided, no, it came naturally to postpone all that a bit.
So, when someone asks me ''Who do you love?'' or ''Who's your crush right now?'' one will find me answering either ''You!'' or ''Khaled Mesh3al''.
Unfortunately such answers don't satisfy the people who ask you such questions so you get different comments like ''No, seriously. Who's your crush?'' or '' You must have been in love at least once!''. Who says ''I must''? I don't think there's a certain rule that says that.
And then you have to face all the nice assumptions about your psychological abnormality, e.g.:
''Is there nothing inside this hollow, muscular organ?'' (I think he was talking about the heart.)
''Or don't you have any feelings at all?'' (I guess I don't have to explain that one.)
My favourite one was: ''Is your heart made up of ice?''
And here you go with my favourite answer: ''No, but my feelings are kept in some freezer for the next 3-5 years as I'm not in need for them right now...''