Bush, the HERO

Bush became a HERO, he wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high international quality. The stamps are created, printed and released. Bush is very pleased but within a few days of the release of the stamp, he is hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he becomes infuriated. He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the matter. They check the matter out several post offices, and they report the problem to Bush. The report states that “there is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp, the problem is people are spitting on the wrong side”.