Thursday, July 13, 2006

Illegally blonde

I guess most of you know the movie "Legally Blonde". Well, maybe we'll have to make a new one called ''Illegally blonde'' and the star of the movie won't be Reese Witherspoon but Angela Merkel. Now, you're asking yourself why we have suddenly decided to make this movie? Here you go with the release:

13/7/2006: President Bush visits Merkel in her home town Stralsund (Germany) for two whole hours.

  • And guess how much money was spent on the preparations and security? 20 MILLION EUROS!!!
  • How did they achieve this total safety? By making the people stay in their houses. They weren't even allowed to open a window.

Let's hope that Mr Bush was able to enjoy his fish (that was his meal).

Other extraordinary achievements by our sweet blonde:

  • She threatens Iran because of it's nuclear weapons
  • She is so sure of herself that she's turning into some kinda megalomaniac.
  • Merkel seems to be agreeing with Bush's policy which may put Germany in a dangerous political and financiel situation.
And now about the style of this movie: It would most probably be something similiar to 2DTV (still going to write something about it). So, as you can see this movie (comedy, of course) could be a great success 8)!!!

4 comments:

Gassia said...

Besara7a I think she is a very very powerful woman ... and just strong I really admire her...

Anonymous said...

i am sorry....but you are pretty wrong. You are not one single inch better than the idiotic arabs who misunderstood the pope "QUOTE (!)" and had nothing else to do than to riot with complete blindness to reality. You are not ONE SINGLE INCH BETTER.

Don't talk about politics if you know nothing about politics

Anonymous said...

FISH ? I have a great idea for you...watch quality news or better....R E A D some QUALITY newspapers (no..ahram is NOT a quality newspaper)
What he ate was grilled pork!

Nadia said...

@ the avenger:
First, I was in Germany when Mr. Bush was eating his ''FISH''.
So, I was watching the news there and they said several times: ''fish'', the speciality of Merkel's hometown.
Plus, weird how people get so interested in presidents' meals.
And for your information, I don't even buy El Ahram..
So, go and read things which are a bit more important than what the presidents on this planet have for lunch.